Happy Halloween


  • Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game? Because they couldn’t find their bats.
  • What did the mummy say to the detective? Let’s wrap this case up.
  • What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
  • Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party? Because he had no-body to go with.
  • What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream!
  • How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
  • Why do witches use brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are far too heavy!
  • Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank.
  • Why don’t mummies have hobbies? Because they’re too wrapped up in their work.
  • Why did the cyclops give up teaching? Because he only had one pupil.
  • What should you do when zombies surround your house? Hope it’s Halloween.
  • Where does Dracula stay in New York? The Vampire State Building.
  • What do you call a witch at the beach? A sandwich.
  • I have 24 legs, 12 arms and 6 heads, what am I? A liar!
  • What happened when the young witch misbehaved? She was sent to her broom. stock-vector-halloween-bat-6120295

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